The Spirit

Jamie and I saw “The Spirit” today. Here’s Jamie’s take at Chipotle:

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The Unborn

In the lobby of the movie theater:

Manager: “Can I help you?”
Me: “What happened to the three cops you had stationed in theater 10? It’s ridiculous in there. People are screaming at each other and running through the isles.”
Manager: “Sorry about that. There’s only so much we can do. I’ll send the cops back in. Talk to me after the movie and I’ll get you some comp tickets.”

Jamie and I saw The Unborn tonight. The theater was full of Bebe’s Kids. There were three fully armed cops (vests, pistols) cursing out tweens throughout the movie. Ghettotastic. The second the officers left the theater erupted in chaos.

Got two free movie tickets out of it though!

Oh, and the movie? B-horror movie at best. Stupid premise, gratuitous cameltoe, and a poor man’s Megan Fox.

Via MovieWeb … those hanes leave no breathing room…

Don’t believe me? Compare Megan Fox with Unborn star Odette Yustman. Yep.

Via MovieWeb – Look what I can do!

The graphics in the movie weren’t bad, but the timing was so horrible that the scares had little effect. It’s like watching a surgery on Grey’s Anatomy – “Oh, that’s sort of gross. Heh. Oh look a carpet commercial…” My advice? Skip it.

And yes, Meagan Good, our favorite horror Diva is in this one too, but even Meagan can’t save this shitfest.

Via MovieWeb – “Sleazy B-Horror movie? Well, it supposed to be cold outside but let me show as much cleavage as possible. I’m an Aerie model yo…”

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